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Thoughts of a Minimum Wage Adolescent

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So I was peer editing today in ENG-101…there’s no real way to preface it so I’ll just put the quote in and you all can judge. “Looking at the broken down houses and the dirty beach was like looking at houses that need to be fixed…” I kid you fucking not. Are you for real? Looking at the house was like looking at the house? holy shit, why can’t Muskegon Community College be like Community. I’m pretty sure it’s safe to assume the your audience knows that looking at a house is like LOOKING AT A MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! YOU DUMB BITCH!

So I was peer editing today in ENG-101…there’s no real way to preface it so I’ll just put the quote in and you all can judge.

“Looking at the broken down houses and the dirty beach was like looking at houses that need to be fixed…”

I kid you fucking not. Are you for real? Looking at the house was like looking at the house? holy shit, why can’t Muskegon Community College be like Community.

I’m pretty sure it’s safe to assume the your audience knows that looking at a house is like LOOKING AT A MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! YOU DUMB BITCH!

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lxxxix2:

hanthelion:

I’ll pay one of you to punch me in the face so that I can fall asleep.

Ditto

WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME THAT THIS WAS AN OCCUPATIONAL OPTION!? I can relieve stress and get paid at the same time…

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I’m signing up for Eharmony. This will be my profile.

I’m really narcissistic and am completely unable to relate to any other human being on any sort of level that doesn’t directly relate to what I want from them. I am currently sitting around doing nothing and complaining about doing nothing in a perpetual cycle of doing nothing. I would love to be happy but refuse to actually put forth any sort of effort because I’m actually very content with being unhappy. I like to keep people at a comfortable distance, even if this means being a great inconvenience. Nothing is ever my fault because I am faultless, unless of course, my faults somehow give me the attention I crave, “HI LOOK AT ME….but don’t get me wrong, I’m not asking you to.” I’m in love with myself, it’s love hate, I hate it. Don’t blame me for anything because if you do it’s actually you who fucked up, not me, I never did anything wrong, because as I said before, that’s impossible. Did I mention you are a horrible person for not being there for me 24/7, as it turns out everything in the world is about me, so by doing something for yourself you are actually failing as a human being. Did I mention you have failed? Well, you have. Congratu-fucking-lations you fucking fuck up, thanks alot, now I’m going to go self destruct and it’s all your fault. You are actually making me self destruct, it’s not me, I bear no responsibility, it’s all you or somebody else. Also I expect you to help me through this, but since I don’t want to improve I’m not actually going to cooperate, instead I’m just going to make your life as hellish as I can, and tell you all the fucking while that you can’t help me, because I can’t be helped, especially by a failure as epic as yourself. See you next life, but hopefully not because I wouldn’t appreciate any of your efforts anyway.

Okay, not really. But I pretty much hate everyone right now.

Xoxo Slowly fading, Nemesis//Gabe

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